SUE’S NEW SON
So, Tobias Messina, you exist. Congratulations! I had to copy and
paste your name from your mom’s Facebook status because
I wasn’t sure what she goes by now. We play wireless Boggle
every day and it still says ‘Sue Remick’ in the space where I always
beat her by a few hundred points. She says it’s because of pregnancy
brain and once that’s over she’ll kick my ass again. Anyway, here
you are and I wanted to tell you that your mother will never
beat me in Boggle no matter how much she claims otherwise.
And I wanted to tell you that I love you even though we haven’t met
and even though it’s going to turn this poem into a clichéd
piece of crap because I bet you’re worth it.